Thank you all for being here today to honour the life of our dearly departed NPN 2N3904 transistor. It’s hard to stand here, but I’m grateful for every current you amplified and for the times where I’d mixed your emitter and collector up.
You were everything I could’ve asked for in an electrical component. May you finally rest in peace.
Now, let us all sing a heartfelt rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion, to commemorate your legacy-